tidbits
Funny tidbits:
1. J spends almost exactly one hour mowing the front and back lawn at our no-longer-new house. Last time I think the monotony got to him because he came in explaining how we had a small apple tree. I said you mean a tiny tree that makes apples or a tree that drops tiny apples. Turns out he hasn't been that exposed to crab apples so he actually bit into one to see if he could eat the little rotty buggers. Turns out crab apples taste sour and luckily (thanks to a post-eating-random-mini-apple search on wikipedia) they are not poisonous.
2. We have not had to turn our heat on and it is distinctly set to off. However, occasionally there is some sort of blower thing that comes on in the basement. Both J and I have no idea what it is that makes that noise and how they let us own our own house.
3. As we were getting ready for work the other day, I was ironing (no the wrinkle releaser was not gone, but this was a stubborn fold type deal - and I already feel like a tank and I shouldn't draw any more attention to myself by being a tank dressed in a wrinkly shirt). We have this niffty beeper connected to an alarm system that is installed in this house (that we don't plan to activate) that goes off every time a door or window is opened. J and I were both fussing around in the bedroom and the beeper went off. I feel panic that a burglar had just come through the door, while J asks if I just heard the beepbeepbeep. We investigated and luckily I had my newish wireless iron to carry with me for protection. That way I can make the robber really mad at me when I burn him.
1. J spends almost exactly one hour mowing the front and back lawn at our no-longer-new house. Last time I think the monotony got to him because he came in explaining how we had a small apple tree. I said you mean a tiny tree that makes apples or a tree that drops tiny apples. Turns out he hasn't been that exposed to crab apples so he actually bit into one to see if he could eat the little rotty buggers. Turns out crab apples taste sour and luckily (thanks to a post-eating-random-mini-apple search on wikipedia) they are not poisonous.
2. We have not had to turn our heat on and it is distinctly set to off. However, occasionally there is some sort of blower thing that comes on in the basement. Both J and I have no idea what it is that makes that noise and how they let us own our own house.
3. As we were getting ready for work the other day, I was ironing (no the wrinkle releaser was not gone, but this was a stubborn fold type deal - and I already feel like a tank and I shouldn't draw any more attention to myself by being a tank dressed in a wrinkly shirt). We have this niffty beeper connected to an alarm system that is installed in this house (that we don't plan to activate) that goes off every time a door or window is opened. J and I were both fussing around in the bedroom and the beeper went off. I feel panic that a burglar had just come through the door, while J asks if I just heard the beepbeepbeep. We investigated and luckily I had my newish wireless iron to carry with me for protection. That way I can make the robber really mad at me when I burn him.
