Providence's self-loving filmmakers were out in droves tonight for round one of the
48 hour film contest screenings. My former RISD instructor was entering and was soliciting help on her website. I offered up our backyard in Seekonk to which she responded, "Hahahaha. That offer was hilarious. So far I have: a crab, medieval weapontry, a mustang, the town of N. Kingston and a farm in CT of all things. Seekonk is not that far! Your house in Seekonk is most appreciated, hopefully, I won't need it. If you'd really like to help, you could come to the screening that Wednesday night and vote for my film!" This response would pique anyone's interest right?!
It was packed when we arrived and I have to admit my expectations were pretty mixed. I expected some really terrible films and I got to see some. I also expected some tidbits that I'd remember. The most memorable aspect was the self aggrandizement coming from the filmmakers and their crews for each of their films. The more hooting and hollering, the least likely it would be worth watching.
My favorites were:
- my instructor's musical about a failed writer who felt compelled to tell his life story to a stranger in a wine shop
- a mortician that talked to a dead guy with a hard on and danced like she belonged in Hairspray, and
- a sci-fi take on time travel and the online dating attempts of a slave from the middle ages
My least favorites were:
- a supposed comedy about a shrill voiced publisher that left her manuscript in her car when it went in for a tune up and the mechanic had to re-write the ending
- a group of bored guys driving around daydreaming about singing karaoke, but then they are knocked away from their day dream because they forgot to feed their turtle (!?)
- a horror film that stole it's feel from Saw (I'm taking J's word on that one) and had excessively loud music and screaming that literally had my baby trying to punch his way out of my belly and the theater
The whole concept is interesting - they all had to have the same prop (boots), character (a publisher named Conner/Constance Sutton), and line (Have you heard of that - or something like that?)... but each picks a different genre of movie. Key to success was at least someone that could actually act. The combo of all 11 films should make for some interesting dreams tonight.